wmij is officially out of the picture. i was secretly thinking she might pull a blaze when we parted, but we didnt even say goodbye. hahaa. i hafta admit that i was kinda worried i would be short on stories with wmij back in her homeland. but then, i remembered that i have returned to the home of donatello, miranda, and alan. problem solved: donatello is a walking comedy, miranda comes up with her own material, and while alan tries not to get too involved in their drama, he frequently fails. anyway, here are some headlines since i got home:
i finally got a job. donatello is protesting it, because i'm waitressing on the beach and she thinks im going to get skin cancer. meanwhile, even tho alan is just as much of a sun/cancer-phobe as donatello, he is thrilled with this job. this actually makes sense because alan views the world in terms of money, and in this job he sees $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. i think he expects my tips to pay for the oncologist bills- just kiddingggggggggg.
today was the first legit beach day in dux. it was so hot that the water barely felt cold: anyone who's swam at dux beach understands the gravity of that statement. even spf 45 donatello-approved sunblock could not block the sun from frying me alive. now i hafta wear long sleeve shirts until my sunburnt skin loses its current tomatoish tint, or else i'll get in trouble for going to the beach when i was technically supposed to be doing chores...
dux is pretty much the same as before i left. so r most of my friends, which is good. should be a sick summer. i want to see everyone as much as possible, so you all should come visit!!!
Ignorance
15 years ago
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wow working on the beach. dam. you win. that tops my job... as for the losing weight. epic fail. gained 5 more pounds, although i ate 4 burgers and 9 sausages... which would explain the weight gain... man i'm in a real love/hate relationship right now... i love eating but hate myself for it. I think i'll just run suicides until i puke tomorrow. its like exercise induced bulimia (that was a joke for everyone else out there). man i need to put warnings on my comments now cause people take me too seriously. sigh i hate my gym, or i hate that one guy who works there. work starts next week. I think i'm just going to tell everyone i'm bulking, that way when they ask What the hell happened to you? i can just say i'm bulking. i need to start doing cardio or i'm going to die in preseason... I CAN'T SLEEP. you should come online swimmingseaman so i have someone to play with at night. starcraft and halo are too stressful at night cause i get really pissed when i lose... anyway long rant.
drive me to dux and i will come. or the offer of free food could possible entice me...
rluuuuu!!! im so glad you updated! i was so close to telling you to on fb and then i thought it might be a bad idea haha. i expect to read lots of donatello and miranda stories next time i check your blog!!
your job sounds so funnn.
ahhh not done but i have to go now cuz we're watching prison break - we're addicted. ill comment more laterrr!!!
miss you!
rlew, your summer sounds awesome so far. in fact, i commend you on the accuracy in which you describe your family. i can totally envision this scene.
you can expect many visits. can't wait to see you, please update soon.
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