so i went to the beach. i put on lots of sunblock, spf 45 of course. but apparently i didnt apply it to my neck very well. because now i have a bright red neck with white outlines of fingers where i did manage to apply sunblock. in other words i look like i've been strangled. i received many questions at orchestra tonight.... domestic violence? date rape? parent abuse?... no, not quite...
in other news, donatello laughed at a joke tonight, causing miranda to exclaim, "OMG MOTHER, you just broke character from donatello." donatello replied, "MIRANDA, NICKNAME ME ONE MORE TIME, AND I'LL NICKNAME YOU." defeated, miranda hopped (did i mention she's bored of crutches, even tho she still has another month with them) all the way to the nearest couch.
tonight i should really pick out classes for next year... or i could sleep...
gnite.
Ignorance
15 years ago

5 comments:
What a comeback! Donatello sure is quick on her feet.
I might have to steal that one...
2am 39! maybe your jetlag will last forever.
Actually, 2am means that I am more than over my jetlag. Remember, I was 5 hours ahead, not behind.
HAHAHA sucks. did you know theres really no difference beyond spf 30?
spf 8 means that after you stay out for 8 hours, its like getting sun with no sunscreen for 1 hour. consequently 30 meants that after 30 hours it's like getting sun wiht no sunscreen for 1 hour. i learned that at work today.
i'm pretty sure that is not true, le franq considering i burn even after spf 45.
but that was so effing funny, the donatello story. i was scared that my name might be outed and my reputation ruined but it was not to be that very night.
please keep writing. i love your stories
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