my english professor was talking about me behind my back yesterday. i was sitting at a computer and she was standing behind me, saying "she always falls asleep. i would be offended, but im worried theres a bigger problem in her life."
i used context clues to realize she was probably talking about me. heres my line of logic: our english class was at a presentation about the library, and i was one of 3 people in the front row. my english professor was apologizing to the librarian for the sleeping girl IN THE FRONT ROW. since i do not remember the presentation, but i do have a brief recollection of my eyes slowly closing, it is very likely i am this sleeping girl. (honestly tho, "sleeping" is a strong word to call someone. i merely sometimes close my eyes and do not immediately reopen them whenever i am in english class.)
i dont even know where to go from here. i've been using combinations of caffeine, exercise, sleeping lots, napping lots, gum, water, and nothingggg keeps me fully awake. as i see it, the next step is adderall....
....ok that was obviously a joke. im not taking adderall. but really, it is time for extreme measures. maybe i'll glue my eye lids open... idk. i gotta think of something so i am fully conscious next class.
Ignorance
15 years ago
2 comments:
Wow thats so embarrassing! You need to do some serious sucking up or else your brownie points are going to be dangerously low. Try participating in class. When I fell asleep in UW once I just kept myself awake by talking a lot and asking questions.
le franq, you sound like one of those premeds that everyone hates. google premed and one of the hits is the five reasons to hate premeds.
anyway, that is something i would definitely do without any doubt. i am extremely excited to welcome you to the dark side. because our eyes are always closed...
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